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Mashup Score: 8665Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different - 8 hour(s) ago
U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.
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Mashup Score: 11949Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising - 15 day(s) ago
U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as “Peanut”, squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising https://t.co/90thVcIcgm https://t.co/WI8NSnLFyD
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Mashup Score: 0Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups - 16 day(s) ago
ROCKFORD, IL — After tragedy struck a local family last night, local dad Jordan Duckworth bore the unenviable task of notifying his children that a burglar had broken into their home and stolen all of the Reese’s peanut butter cups they had received while trick-or-treating.
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Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups https://t.co/J7JpqtSz1b via @TheBabylonBee Huh - there must be a copy- cat in our neighborhood
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Mashup Score: 10
U.S. — Churches and other faith-based organizations across the country reported a sudden rise in people questioning their deeply held beliefs after the New York Yankees and Los Angeles Dodgers advanced to the World Series.
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Why does a loving God allow such evil in the world? Millions Lose Faith In God As Dodgers, Yankees Move On To World Series https://t.co/PXGBIyVvMA
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Mashup Score: 690
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple, Inc. has once again astounded customers and shareholders alike by releasing new Airpods that conveniently come with one already lost for you.
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine News, CardiologistsTweet-
RT @TheBabylonBee: Apple Releases New AirPods That Come With One Already Lost For You https://t.co/W5W9TD0IDh https://t.co/4ol6lZ3Ao5
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Mashup Score: 0Conclusive Evidence Discovered Of Jew Controlling Weather - 1 month(s) ago
GALILEE — With controversy erupting over allegations that weather patterns and catastrophic storms are somehow generated and controlled from behind the scenes by a specific people group, conclusive evidence came to light of a Jew controlling the weather.
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Conclusive Evidence Discovered Of Jew Controlling Weather https://t.co/Y881srOskR #mustread #feedly
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Mashup Score: 1First Baptist Church Softball Team Defeats Chicago White Sox 7-2 - 2 month(s) ago
CHICAGO, IL — In what experts described as the final insult during the last week of what has been a dreadful season, the Chicago White Sox were defeated by the First Baptist Church softball team by a score of 7-2.
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Closer than it probably should have been ... First Baptist Church Softball Team Defeats Chicago White Sox 7-2 https://t.co/JiVXGQ6glL #feedly #WhiteSox #Cubs @TheBabylonBee
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Mashup Score: 4447Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested - 2 month(s) ago
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested https://t.co/sAMlzkgyU3 ht…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development, the woman who wants everyone’s money has been endorsed by the people who take everyone’s money.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Shocking: Woman Who Wants Your Money Endorsed By People Who Take Your Money https://t.co/ypOhMkUJ8e https://t.co/T7Lj8QE…
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Mashup Score: 4555California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes - 2 month(s) ago
LONG BEACH, CA — In an immediate sign that Governor Gavin Newsom’s crackdown on memes is taking effect, the Long Beach Police Department announced that a special tactical unit executed a raid of a private residence today and seized over 2,000 memes.
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine News, Infectious DiseaseTweet-
RT @TheBabylonBee: California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes https://t.co/Eq5Slk31Xr
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different https://t.co/dS1Rolb6QX