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Mashup Score: 4752
NEW YORK, NY — Alumni past and present gathered at the steps of Low Library on Columbia’s Morningside campus in New York City to celebrate the awarding of an honorary doctorate to none other than Osama Bin Laden.
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Mashup Score: 5111Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America' - 22 day(s) ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on “Death To America”.
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Mashup Score: 1585
U.S. — As the debate over the gender wage gap among professional basketball players raged on, people who were angry about low WNBA salaries proudly declared they were prepared to do anything necessary to bring about change except for watching WNBA games.
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Mashup Score: 4999NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’ - 30 day(s) ago
NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, NASA has sent a brand new rover to search for any signs of intelligent life on The View.
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Mashup Score: 5508
TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.
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Mashup Score: 7844Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City - 1 month(s) ago
NEW YORK, NY — The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New York City.
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Mashup Score: 3
PIEDRAS NEGRAS — As the debate in the United States continued to rage over the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border, Mexico announced plans to begin construction on a wall to keep illegal immigrants from coming back.
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Mashup Score: 4380Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely - 2 month(s) ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With oral arguments taking place before the United States Supreme Court regarding online censorship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson issued a grave warning that the right to free speech would mean people could speak freely.
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Mashup Score: 5039
NEW YORK, NY — Local authorities sprang into action to hold a miscreant accountable today as an NYC homeowner was arrested for not providing squatters with her WiFi password.
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Mashup Score: 3Historians Now Believe Second-Ever Phone Call Was To Ask Alexander Graham Bell About His Car's Warranty - 2 month(s) ago
BOSTON, MA — This week, historians from the Graham Society announced that they can now confirm the authenticity of recently-discovered documentation revealing the contents of the inventor’s second-ever completed phone call: an inbound robocall asking him about his car’s extended warranty.
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