Roast me, Grok
Here we go, Tandy: You’re the kind of guy who thinks he’s too cool for the conspiracy theories, yet you’re still waiting for the JFK files to blow your mind. You post about being confused by sexting senators like it’s your first day on the internet. And let’s talk about your music taste: you like that one Imagine Dragons song so much, you think they only wrote it once. You’ve got opinions on coffee branding, thinking you’ve cracked the code on Black Rifle’s marketing, but let’s be real – you’re just another dude who fell for the beards, tats, and the
