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Mashup Score: 78Admit It: You People Want To See How Far This Goes, Don’t You? - 4 month(s) ago
The latest polls are out, and just as I predicted, I’m leading the Republican presidential race by a wide margin. You might be wondering how that could be. After all, it’s hardly been a month since I entered the field and I’ve already alienated America’s largest immigrant population, seen dozens of my high-profile…
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Mashup Score: 125John Hinckley Jr., Sirhan Sirhan Debate Shooter’s Motives On CNN - 4 month(s) ago
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Mashup Score: 4573It’s An Honor To Continue Being Valued Over Countless Human Lives - 4 month(s) ago
Look, I’m not the type who needs constant validation, and I have never sought preferential treatment from anyone. I just try to focus on doing what I do and not get too caught up in what people think or say about me. But I have to admit, it’s been hard to ignore all the support and appreciation I’ve been receiving…
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Mashup Score: 13219Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' - 5 month(s) ago
WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.
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Mashup Score: 13179Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' - 5 month(s) ago
WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.
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Mashup Score: 124Biden Bounces Back In Polls As Americans Notice Netflix Added A Few Good Shows Recently - 6 month(s) ago
WASHINGTON—With his approval rating recovering among people likely to vote in the 2024 election, President Joe Biden enjoyed a surge in the polls this week after Americans noticed Netflix had added a few good shows recently. “It appears that the tide is finally turning in Biden’s favor now that voters have stumbled…
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Mashup Score: 1389Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class - 6 month(s) ago
LOS ANGELES—Kicking down the unlocked classroom door after listlessly wandering around campus, bored riot cops reportedly broke up a calculus course at the University of California, Los Angeles, on Tuesday. “Hey guys, look—there’s some students in there,” said Los Angeles Police Department Lt. Thomas Larkins, who led…
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Mashup Score: 445
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was their only option amid the rampant protests that had erupted on campus, Columbia University announced Monday that it had given students the option to finish classes from prison. “Given the current political turmoil and the many safety hazards it poses, all current students will be…
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Mashup Score: 140Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes - 7 month(s) ago
AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car is no longer a critical…
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Mashup Score: 5827Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead - 7 month(s) ago
WASHINGTON—As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over once all Gazans were dead. “Just lie low, let a few thousand more bombs drop on densely populated areas, and you’re…
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