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Mashup Score: 633
EDMONTON – A local woman who has made hating Canada her entire personality has become Premier of Alberta after winning the provincial election.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Healthcare Professionals, Latest HeadlinesTweet
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Mashup Score: 16
UXBRIDGE, ON – Maureen Gibson, passed away at the age of 87 this Monday surrounded by loved ones and a freezer full of bananas she had been meaning to make into banana bread.
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Mashup Score: 0Toronto man has visited friend who moved to London, UK more often than he has friend who moved to London, ON - 1 year(s) ago
TORONTO – Local man Matt Faskins has visited his friend in London, England more often than he has his friend in London, ON since each moved away 6 years ago.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Hematologists1, Latest HeadlinesTweet
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BURNABY, BC – A new study by Simon Fraser university has revealed that all children who constantly relied on well known but impossible to stop cheats to win at NHL 94 have turned into dangerous and potentially violent criminals. “Ordinarily with these kind of studies there is a margin of error, or some level of […]
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Infectious Disease, Latest HeadlinesTweet
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TORONTO, ON – Seventeen-year-old Alexandra Green failed her road test yesterday after neglecting to scream and curse at a law-abiding cyclist.
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Mashup Score: 20Dad who always insists his family get to the airport six hours early grateful his time has come - 2 year(s) ago
Whitby, ON – Local father Winston Brown, who has always insisted his family arrive at Toronto Pearson airport no less than 6 hours before their flight’s scheduled departure time, took a bit of pleasure in noticing his moment has arrived.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Hematologists1, Latest HeadlinesTweet
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Mashup Score: 0STUDY: 50% of home workouts spent telling dog to go lie down - 2 year(s) ago
HAMILTON, ON – According to a new study from McMaster University, half of all home exercise is begging the family dog to leave you alone while you still have the will to move.
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Mashup Score: 37
UXBRIDGE, ON – Maureen Gibson, passed away at the age of 87 this Monday surrounded by loved ones and a freezer full of bananas she had been meaning to make into banana bread.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Latest Headlines, Oncologists1Tweet
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LOUISVILLE, KY- Despite pleas to reconsider his stance by his family and veterinarian, local farm horse Mr. Clip Clop has thrown away his prescribed Ivermectin and is using doses of COVID-19 vaccinations to treat his worm problem.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Hem/Oncs, Latest HeadlinesTweet
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Mashup Score: 70
Sorry, we didn’t want to write an article on this one. It’s just too much.
Source: The BeavertonCategories: Latest Headlines, Oncologists1Tweet
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