WASHINGTON—Analyzing the mistakes OceanGate made that led to the vessel’s disappearance, critics told reporters Thursday that the submersible should have been tested with poorer passengers first. “The company skipped the very crucial step of sending five lower-class people to the bottom of the ocean to make sure it…
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ROBERT BOYERS: You’ve had much to say about Israel and Zionism over many years, especially in your book, The Lion’s Den: Zionism & The Left…
Ozempic threatens to bust the national budget. That may finally force the government to address the problem of overly expensive medical treatments.
The agency faulted the device maker for delayed notice of mounting complications, citing increasing reports of how use of the device perforated the walls of…
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Yeah, it’s racist, sexist, transphobic and homophobic, but it’s also just plain awful.
In its own (paraphrased) words, ChatGPT is ‘an artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot created by OpenAI using a neural network architecture called generative pre-
There is a clear path to dictatorship in the United States, and it is getting shorter every day. So why is everyone behaving like normal?
FITCHBURG, MA—Pointing out the shocking contradiction they had been presented with, sources reported Tuesday that the guy over there with the really huge head wasn’t…
